Business

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

Budget

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Tea party

Tea Party
An Indonesian soldier carries a cup of tea as he helps provide security during President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono's inauguration in Jakarta.

Bank

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. 

  

Radio Galaxy

 This radio-optical composite image of giant elliptical galaxy NGC 1316 about 70 million light-years away in the constellation Fornax, shows the galaxy (center), a smaller companion galaxy being cannibalized by the radio monster. 

Father

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"
The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet." 

Motivation

Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it. 

Cross

3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given. 

Root

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.