Business

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

Budget

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

Tea party

Tea Party
An Indonesian soldier carries a cup of tea as he helps provide security during President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono's inauguration in Jakarta.

Bank

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. 

  

Radio Galaxy

 This radio-optical composite image of giant elliptical galaxy NGC 1316 about 70 million light-years away in the constellation Fornax, shows the galaxy (center), a smaller companion galaxy being cannibalized by the radio monster.